5-2-1 #11

Happy 5-2-1 April Fool's Thursday!πŸ₯³

Here are 5 high IQ jokes, 2 One-liners, and 1 image just to bring you some laughs this week.

🀑5 High IQ Jokes🀑

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A logician's wife is having a baby.

The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad.

The wife ask… “Is it a boy or a girl?”

The logician says… “Yes.”

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce the word “unionized.”

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The spread of the Coronavirus is based on two factors…

  1. How dense the population is
  2. How dense the population is

*if your friends cant get this then they are no.2

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This sentence contains exactly threee erors.

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Knock Knock!

Whose there?

To.

To who?

No you dumb dumb… To whom!

🀑2 One-Liners🀑

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Qn: Why did Beethoven get rid of all this chickens?Β 

Ans: All they could say was “Bach, Bach, Bach…”

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Qn: What did one DNA say to the other DNA?

Ans: Do these genes make me look fat?

🀑1 Image🀑

“A smile starts on the lips, a grin spreads to the eyes, a chuckle comes from the belly; but a good laugh bursts forth from the soul, overflows, and bubbles all around” ~ Carolyn Birmingham

We hope we have brought a smile to your face today.Β 

No need for questions today.Β 

Here's a suggestion! Tell your friend a joke, you learnt some today!

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Love,

Until next week,

Caleb & Yvonne Megan

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