The Father’s Day Special – Puns so bad it must never be spoken again…

5-2-1 Smart Thursdays #21 (The Father's Day Special)

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5 ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ Dad Jokes, 2 Dad Quotes & 1 Hard Hitting question (the way Dad does when we misbehave) (June 17th, 2021)

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Kick back, relax and enjoy these super no-brainer jokes (the way your daddy tells them), quotes and question.

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5 ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ Dad Jokes That Will Leave You Groaning

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Why do Fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

Ans: In case they get a hole in one!

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๐Ÿ™ƒ2๐Ÿ™ƒ

What do you call a factory that only makes “ok-ish” products?

Ans: A satis-factory.

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๐Ÿ™ƒ3๐Ÿ™ƒ

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ans: Ten-tickles

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๐Ÿ™ƒ4๐Ÿ™ƒ

If you see a crime happen at the Apple Store, what does it make you?

Ans: An iWitness

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๐Ÿ™ƒ5๐Ÿ™ƒ

What do you call a bee hive without an exit?

Ans: Un-bee-live-able

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๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ 2 DAD QUOTES (so bad it's never to be shared)๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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โ€œIf a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a restโ€ โ€“ Anonymous Dad 1

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โ€œLast night, I had a dream that I weighed a thousandth of a gram. I was like… Omg…โ€ โ€”Anonymous Dad 2 (you MAY need some time to figure this out)

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๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ1 HARD HITTING QUESTION (THE WAY YOUR DAD SPANKS YOU) ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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Is there something that you have always wanted to tell your Father but have not done so to this day?

Perhaps, if you open up, you might be opened up to.ย 

So don't hold back. Tell him now.

May you experience a meaningful time with your Father this week…

Until next week,

Caleb & Megan
Founder, SG Smart Parents Conference
Straits Times Featured Property Advisor With 12 Year Track Record

#psalms23

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